just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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