Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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