Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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