if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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