Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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