I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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