i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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