Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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