She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
my poor anus
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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