That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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