how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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