i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
