My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
