either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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