the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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