It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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