her vagine was all disorganized.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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