FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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