Don't you send me to vm
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Your penis caused this!
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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