maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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