i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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