so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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