How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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