what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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