How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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