Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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