I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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