what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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