i would punch a child for taco bell
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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