Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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