Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
How naked do you want me to be?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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