I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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