oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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