yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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