New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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