just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
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I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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