My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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