is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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