we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish I only lived at night.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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