turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
tell me about the fingering
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