I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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