Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does