I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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