Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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