Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
your room smells of hookers.
And success
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Less talking, more tequila
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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