Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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