Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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