I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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