Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize