Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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