I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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