I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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