people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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