You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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