i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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