what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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